Old Favorite Songs Re-Written

Great news! Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-released their great hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their aging audience. Some examples:

Hermits: “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker
The Rolling Stones: “You Can’t Always Pee When You Want
Credence Clearwater Revival: “Bad Prune Rising
Marvin Gaye: “I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
The Who: “Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication
The Troggs: “Bald Thing
Carly Simon: “You’re So Varicose Vein
The Bee Gees: “How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
Roberta Flack: “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash: “I Can’t See Clearly Now
The Temptations: “Papa Got a Kidney Stone
ABBA: “Denture Queen
Leo Sayer: “You Make Me Feel Like Napping
Commodores: “Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom
Procol Harem: “A Whiter Shade of Hair
The Beatles: “I Get By With a Little Help From Depends”