Boomer Quiz / Thoughts on Being an Old Fart

You don’t really have to be 50 or over to know these, but it might help
1. Name the Beatles, first and last names.
2. Finish this line: “Lions, and tigers, and bears …” (2 words)
3. “Hey kids, what time is it?” (4 words)
4. What do M&Ms do?
5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?
6. Before he was Mohammed Ali, before he was The Greatest, we knew him as (2 words)
7. “You’ll wonder where the yellow went, …” (7 words)
8. Before he was the Skipper’s little buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie’s best friend, … (First and last names, and middle initial)
9. “M-I-C See ya real soon. K-E-Y …” (5 words)
10. A ‘streaker’ is someone who might run across campus wearing what?
11. “Brylcream: …” (6 words)
12. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone …. (2 words)
13. “I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who …” (6 words)
14. “War, uh-huh, huh, yeah, what is it good for? …” (2 words)
15. Where have all the flowers gone?

Thoughts on Being an Old Fart

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The
new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “OK old fart, time for you to retire.”

The old rooster replies, “Come on, surely you can’t handle ALL of these chickens. Look
what it’s done to me. Can’t you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?”

The young rooster says, “Beat it: You’re washed up and I’m taking over.”

The old rooster says, “I tell you what, young stud, I’ll race you round the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.”

The young rooster laughs. “You know you don’t stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I’ll give you a head start.” The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is
sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs
his shotgun and – BOOM – he blows the young rooster to bits, sadly shakes his head and
says, “Darn…..third gay rooster I bought this month!”

Moral of this story?

Don’t mess with old farts – age, skill, and treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance.